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Sunday, June 26, 2005

the reason...


The reason for me.... for me living, laughing, wishing plotting, punching punk niccas in the face, hoping etc. it is the little things. i was sitting with my legs crossed and i had Grant sitting on the floor right beside me playing with his leap frog games and he did the cutest thing. I'm swinging my leg vigorously out of sheer anxiety because I need a mother effing job, and he takes hold of my foot and starts to hug it with both arms tightly against his chest. He then looks at the tattoo near my left ankle and starts scratching wildly like it was self adhesive printed artwork. I yelp from being startled and that just prompts him to continue to scratch until the artwork is either gone or bloody. He is my Grant jan.

okay, now for the gritty.... I'm going for my bi annual std check up... Got to make sure there are no uninvited guess up in my box... or anywhere else for that matter. I just started this ritual recently because this need to be made a habit.... I'm not one for surprises anyway so this actually works out in my favor. I took tomorrow off to make sure they have time to check for e'rry damn thing... plus diseases they haven't even named yet.... I want them to run down a list of sexually transmitted diseases and check yes or no... None of that complicated shit like they do now... They give you eight pages of medical paper work,...Front and back... And the dang results are somewhere in between. It is like a painful 16 page search through medical terminology that is pretty much irrelevant and finally you just ask the damn doctor to just show you where it states your status. He then puts on his glasses and fingers through the paper work (because he too, has no idea why they have 16 pages of bullshit that answers one lone closed-end question) all the while you are looking over his shoulder waiting to either piss your pants or slip him the tongue... . And then he tells you, here it is.... And he points to a word....The word... In a twelve sentence paragraph on page 7...The exact page in which you lost your patients... Your heart starts beating ten beats per second....You swallow once, hold your breath... Retrieve the 8 pages... Stapled....From Dr. Kahn, gasp and read the results... Finally you are able to ...

well, why don't you all go and find out....

BTW, boo to them damn spurs. They suck rabid dog ass.

ciao

14 Comments:

At 6:54 AM, Blogger Sheron said...

see... i was feeling this entire post all the way up to the spurs diss. *rolls eyes*

grant is looking so cute in that photo. it's about time for you to compile a new album of photos and share with me!

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger muffin said...

omg epi, he is so handsome! and i love that story. tooo cute!

 
At 8:56 AM, Blogger Nick said...

I'm telling you he look just like you. Another nice pic! Thats my nephew everyone!

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger Slow Metamorphosis said...

He is beautiful! Those eyes!

Girl I am due for all my checkups...
the dentist is done but everything is coming up soon.

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Sunshine said...

Epi, he is ADORABLE!!! I agree with MsThing.. I would like to see a photo album created too and in it I would like to see a family photo (mommy and son)and possibly grandmother. I long for stories like that of my own someday. Kids are the most precious of all the Lords gifts!

As for the doctor visit - Good Idea. I do my yearly thing without question.This past time they found some abnormal cells and boy was it SCARY!! Luckily this time they weren't cancerous but you never know. Good Luck to you.

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Bullet Proof Diva said...

This baby boy is absolutely precious, awww man...makes me wanna run to a sperm bank!!

Good luck with your tests! LOL @ your PSA, that was kinda cool.

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger Dayrell said...

Now isn't that a cute little faaaace! *awwww*

LOL @ "punching niccas in face"...I just got a visual of that. LOL!!

 
At 1:17 PM, Blogger Dee said...

aaaawww what a cutie pie!!!

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Furious said...

girl STD tests rattle the shit out of me. i've taken an HIV test independently and then several during the course of my two pregnancies. after throwing my pussy on the crap table those 2 times, i'm about finished. next non-latex-wrapped dick to see me will have his papers first.

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger Furious said...

P.S. WHY DO I KEEP MISSING THE PHOTOS OF GRANT, DAMMIT!!!!

 
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