THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!

So my Shawty is here.... yes, yes. My Shawty is hizzear... holla!! Sir Grant was born 11/02/2004 weighing 7lbs 14ozs wailing his behind off looking like the Champ he's gonna be and he Champ his momma is. Can you believe I was walking all bouts New York five centimeters dilated talking 'bout 'I have to eat, shyt, I'm hungry.' my doctor, Dr. Anzai, says to me, ms. l----, you're five centimeters dilated, you have to go to labor and delivery. I was like, nicca what, nicca who? But I bet you i took my ass right to McDonald's talking about, may i have a cheeseburger and a small sprite. sat my ass down and ate. Went right back up there, asked for another cheeseburger and ate that in the cab to the hospital. a chick was hungry and I know there weren't even going to try to feed it up in the hospital. i had a trick or two for their asses. so, get there around 12 noon and i'mma chilling, laughing it up with the nursing staff enjoying this so call 'painful' experience. but fatima (my nurse) was like, hah, trick, you don't know what you have gotten yourself into. so my doctor's wife, who is also a obgyn comes in talking about, ms. l---- we are going to rupture your membrane, okay. I'm like chick, what you gon' do? so, her ass, just comes in with this long ass pipe cleaning like thing poking me in my privates. I'm like, what the bloodclot. i think i saw Christ himself. i ain't lying. The contractions were coming, coming fast and hard. now normally, i wouldn't mind certain things coming fast and hard but this wasn't one of those 'certain' things. oh how i wanted to reach up there and snatch shawty out. but, i digress. five hours later accompanied by a nice dosage of my new best friend, epideral, shawty was staring up in my face, talking about what the hell is this and who the hell are you? to that i replied, I'm momma. he looked at me and said, nicca please and went to sleep. he had a hard time coming out... he came out though, ripping (literally and figuratively) and roaring. HOLLA! He is his mother's child.