I need a man without a pecker

sidenote:
I should sell my vote on ebay. I feel as if it would be wasting it anyway, might as well benefit from it. Kerry has continuously let the republican party define his campaign. He has done nothing but blast bush on every aspect of bush’s campaign and has provided his own hide as bait. So the f what? We all know bush is the antichrist, Kerry, needn’t convince us of that. What you need to do is convince us that you aren’t one of the antichrist’s henchmen.

I’m starting the bid at 100 bucks.

resume:
So, back to a man without a pecker…. Not to get too graphic. Ever since the conception of Shawty, I haven’t the desire for relations. No, let me break the severity of it down…. I find sex repulsive. Like thinking about sex to me brings me close to convulsion induced vomiting. I am not worried to the extent that I have contacted my GP about remedies because I have no one to have relations with anyway. I am not certain that this is a phase for it feels very permanent. But, either way, I just do not care…hence my hunt of the pecker less man. My child is going to find this one day, undoubtedly, before she/he is ready to read the truth about mommy dearest, s/he will think I’m either queer, bi-polar or (insert modern-day slang meaning bugging). My nookie is out of commission. (been out of commission for like six months now…) Like I once heard a good friend of mine say…. I’m tired of being humped on. The only time I can remember some good coming from being humped is the conception of Shawty. So I guess when I am ready to have another Shawty, I will commence to being humped. Any peckerless men reading? Being a mathematician in addition to being peckerless…. BIG +.