before pushing a 6 pounder from my nether region

before 

my breast have always been a small C... now them joints are a solid full D. thanks Shawty (aka my baby, it etc)! they will be saggy mangos in a few months but that is alright... ya know why? because i will have a hungry, crying, moneysnatching bundle of joy to replace them. life is f'ing grand. but for real thou... whatever Shawty wants, Shawty will get... when it is begging for an ass whipping, i shall be there to deliver. i'm going to be on point with my ass whippings too... straight thorough.